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TITLE: Kitty - A Parody
WRITER: AussieBullDog
NOTE: This is a song parody, sung to the tune of "Kitty" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America.

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Little evil cat been out all night
Little evil cat been out all night
Can you hear her diggin' in the backyard?
Can you hear her diggin' in the backyard?
Little evil cat been out all night

She's burying corpses deep beneath the ground
She's burying corpses deep beneath the ground, six feet
She's always out killing people
She's always killing people
She's burying corpses deep beneath the ground
Miss Kitty, won't you just calm down?

Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she want to kill me

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Kitty snarlin' and lookin' so terrifying
Kitty snarlin' and lookin' so terrifying
I think I had better start a-running
Think I had better start a-running
Kitty snarlin' and lookin' so terrifying

Kitty leap up and scratch out both my eyes
Kitty leap up and scratch out both my eyes
What's up with Miss Kitty Fantastico?
What's up with Miss Kitty Fantastico?
She's so evil, I really wanna know
Who's next?

Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she wanna kill me
Kitty at my foot and she want to kill me

Kill me, she wanna kill me
She wanna kill me, she wanna kill me
She wanna kill me, she wanna kill me
She wanna kill me, yeah, kill me

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kill me
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kill me
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kill me
Kitty at my foot and she want to kill me

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